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Piranha Power Cafe - 4377 N Highway - Pacific Northwest - 1-800-PIRANHA |
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Piranha Power Cafe © - FAQ's
"The Cafe that Bites Back"
Q: Is it legal to catch, slaughter and eat Piranhas?
A: Hell if we know
Q: Do you need a license to slaughter Piranhas?
A: No stinkin' idea.
Q: Is Piranha Power Cafe a Franchise?
A: It's in the Works...there's rumors of Trump Interest...
Q: What do you do with the left-over parts, like the teeth, the choppers?
A: Have you visited our lovely Gift Shop?
Q: Aren't Piranhas vicious and puny?
A: Well Yes, but we only get the big Daddies!
Q: Can you give me the recipe for Captain Tough Jaw Soup?
A: Uh Yes, but then we'd have to maim you..."Piranha Style"
Q: Man, like what are Piranha Fingers?
A: That's a disturbing question, don't you think?
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Fresh from the AMAZON! |
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More for the "Little Snapper"
Piranha Poppers
Piranha Fins, Spicy or Mild
Piranha Pockets
Captain Tough Jaw Soup
Fun Fin Surprise
Piranha Puff n Stuff
starting at $4.99 !!
Coming Soon: "Paine Piranha" Piranha Cafe's Stuffed animal Mascot!
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