Q: Is it legal to catch, slaughter and eat Piranhas?
A: Hell, we don't know

Q: Do you need a license to slaughter Piranhas?
A: We have no idea.

Q: Is Piranha Power Cafe a Franchise?
A: It's in the Works...there's rumors of Trump Interest...

Q: What do you do with the left-over parts, like the teeth, the choppers?
A: Have you visited our lovely GIFT SHOP?

Q: Aren't Piranhas vicious and puny?
A: Well Yes, but we only get the big Daddies!

Q: Can you give me the recipe for Captain Tough Jaw Soup?
A: Uh Yes, but then we'd have to maim you..."Piranha Style"

Q: Man, like what are Piranha Fingers?
A: That's a disturbing question, don't you think?